MOON VS. ROLF

MATCH FIVE COMMENCE.

dawww... no time to rest, huh? *in a flip jumps down to the fighting grounds*

... WHERE THE HECK'S THAT ROLF?! O.o' *stabs his guan dao's blunt area on the ground*

-rolf is cowering in the corner- Q,Q

*eye twitches repeatdly as he notices rolf cowering in the corner* errr... Rolf, would you be so kind to PLEASE step out here? ^^' Just so you can A) quit; B) Fight; C) Fight then quit, or D) Whatever you want, BUT cowering in the corner?

-he shuffles out, cowering, his lip quivering- Q.Q

... augh, is that the puppy eye no jutsu?! Dx -.-' *looks downwards to my feet, then to his feet to avoid eye contact* you first.

-he shakes his head- nonononoonoono Q.Q

hmmmmm... oxo *pokes his own head*

-Rolf looks at him- O.O

hmmmmmmmm....... *gets out a scroll and a brush*

-creeps up to moon, hesitantly- momma would want me to win! Q.Q -he slaps him lightly and runs to the far corner-

*slapped* oxo well, that was random... *notices on rolf going far away again, and he writes something in the scroll*

-he creeps back over and slaps him again, then runs off again-

*this time, he swiftly drops the brush and grabs rolf's hand* nu-huh, same trick won't work twice -.- *slowly folds the scroll and keeps the brush away* and here I was thinking that I could write a poem or something like that while you were in a corner... oh well ^^'

-his lip quivered, and then he started to cry, unleashing 50 gallons of water in a stream at moon- WAAAAAAHHHH! TOT -he slaps him hard with his other hand and runs away, screaming-

O.o' omg *throws rolf away by the grabbed hand, and jumps away from the water after picking up his guan dao* oxo''' holy shiz! ... well, can't say I haven't got enough materials now x3

-rolf runs in circles crying and wailing and flailing.- NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! Dx

...what the heck? *chucks kunai at the next spot rolf's gonna run into, trying to make him trip*

-he changes direction in his flailing run- nuuuuu!

-.-# *chucks kunais at all possible paths he could take, and waits for rolf to start flying*

-he dodges them all and then slaps at moon, wailing loudly-

*grabs him by the hand, and spins his guan dao* That's it... *slams his guan dao's blunt area into rolf's stomach* I've HAD IT! Come on, try to slap me again, dammit!!

-as yo do, he throws up and screams supersonically- OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! -the scream peirces the air-

*after being barfed on, I'm thrown back with such yelling* What the heck was that for?! *I swipe my cloak, trying to get rid of the solid dejects as my head begins to hurt* nuuuuuuuuuts... @.@ *grabs head with one hand, the other holds the guan dao*